catliketendencies:

the one that got away aka the hot person you saw while you were with your parents

April 19 with 239,355 notes

nippled:

tumblr user more like tumblr loser am i right haha…I’m so sad

April 19 with 187,326 notes
andsinceweare:

Me at parties
prostituting:

afrig:

toweringstark:

justamus:

cute-overload:

My Uncle forgot to roll up the window to his truck, and we found this little guy inside.

He hates you.
He hates everything.
But especially you.

that owl is almost entirely head. Head and hatred.

IT’S SO CUTE

dead
nikktheconqueerer:

wake up america
slyvestermccoy:

braiker:

Are you fucking kidding me? Did we all just wake up in 1938?

what the ufck

stitchlock:

if you ever worry that you’re weird, or taking it a bit far as a fangirl, remember that people in ancient Rome used to buy vials of their favorite gladiator’s sweat to wear as perfume. so like. at least its not a new thing.

April 18 with 171,186 notes